A very expedient and efficient new route toward taiwaniaquinoids, bearing the 4a-methyltetrahydrofluorene skeleton, is reported. Key steps are the intramolecular Friedel−Crafts alkylation of an aryldiene and the degradative oxidation of a methylenedioxy group; the latter process could also be utilized for building the 2-hydroxy-1,4-benzoquinone unit, which is frequently found in natural products. Utilizing