The first and simultaneous total syntheses of cucurbitosides A, B, G, and I, seguinosides C and D, and two unnatural analogs were achieved using the technique of fluorous mixture synthesis. The eight precursors of cucurbitoside-like phenolic glycosides were prepared by glycosylation of a mixture of two glucopyranosyl acceptors bearing different fluorous benzyl groups with a mixture of four apiofuranosyl